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Title: Real Turkeys of Thanksgiving Jokes Post by: Shin on November 23, 2010, 07:11:22 PM What key has legs and can't open doors?
A turkey! What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turkey! What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed! What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him! Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside! Dizzy person + Turkey = Wobble, Wobble. Burgler + Turkey = Robble, Robble! Corn + Turkey = Cobble, cobble! What does a space turkey say? Hubble, hubble! Why don't you eat fish on Thanksgiving? Because Thanksgiving never falls on a fry day! :o :D Title: Re: Real Turkeys of Thanksgiving Jokes Post by: RachelKH on November 23, 2010, 07:25:14 PM :happyroll: :rotfl: :rotflblue: :happyroll: :rotfl: :rotflblue: :happyroll: :happyroll: :rotfl: :rotflblue: :happyroll: :happyroll:
thank you! we loved these! Julia wants more!!! Title: Re: Real Turkeys of Thanksgiving Jokes Post by: Shin on November 23, 2010, 07:40:36 PM Sorry, you'll have to fast this Thanksgiving! I'm all out of turkey, and I'm all outta stuffing!
:happyroll: :rotflblue: :rotfl: A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?' The stock boy answered, 'No ma'am, they're dead.' Title: Re: Real Turkeys of Thanksgiving Jokes Post by: Brigid on November 23, 2010, 07:43:01 PM ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :-\ ;D ;D :-\ ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Real Turkeys of Thanksgiving Jokes Post by: Shin on November 23, 2010, 07:46:02 PM If only Martin had Thanksgiving we might have some extra help that way. :irishwisdom:
Title: Re: Real Turkeys of Thanksgiving Jokes Post by: Brigid on November 23, 2010, 07:51:57 PM Why do turkeys go "gobble, gobble"?
Because they haven't learned good table manners. What do turkeys like to eat on Thanksgiving? Nothing, they're already stuffed. Why did the turkey eat his meal so quickly? Because he was a gobbler. How do you make a turkey float? Get two scoops of ice cream, add some rootbeer and a turkey. Title: Re: Real Turkeys of Thanksgiving Jokes Post by: Shin on November 23, 2010, 07:54:41 PM Aww, thank you Brigid! You brought dessert!
:happyroll: :rotfl: Title: Re: Real Turkeys of Thanksgiving Jokes Post by: RachelKH on November 23, 2010, 08:19:58 PM yay! thank you! we all gathered at the computer before dessert to see if you had come up with more -- thanks to Shin and Brigid, we got a lot more laughing together! We love these corny jokes! Oh, I hope you don't think that's an insult! Jokes we all 'get' are so much more fun than ones for only the older kids.
:rotfl: :rotflblue: :happyroll: :cheers: :rotfl: :rotflblue: :happyroll: :rejoice: Title: Re: Real Turkeys of Thanksgiving Jokes Post by: Shin on November 23, 2010, 08:23:11 PM Hey, corn is traditional on Thanksgiving! :rejoice: :rotflblue:
Title: Re: Real Turkeys of Thanksgiving Jokes Post by: Brigid on November 23, 2010, 08:26:43 PM Hey, corn is traditional on Thanksgiving! :rejoice: :rotflblue: That with lots of dessert will start you on your way to becoming shaped like a ball, Shin. ;D Title: Re: Real Turkeys of Thanksgiving Jokes Post by: Shin on November 23, 2010, 08:29:42 PM Hey, corn is traditional on Thanksgiving! :rejoice: :rotflblue: That with lots of dessert will start you on your way to becoming shaped like a ball, Shin. ;D I'm rolling around already I see! :happyroll: Title: Re: Real Turkeys of Thanksgiving Jokes Post by: Brigid on November 23, 2010, 08:41:11 PM Hey, corn is traditional on Thanksgiving! :rejoice: :rotflblue: That with lots of dessert will start you on your way to becoming shaped like a ball, Shin. ;D I'm rolling around already I see! :happyroll: Okay - we're waiting for the treatises. O:) Title: Re: Real Turkeys of Thanksgiving Jokes Post by: Shin on November 23, 2010, 08:44:57 PM Oh ho! The other shoe drops!
Title: Re: Real Turkeys of Thanksgiving Jokes Post by: Brigid on November 23, 2010, 08:48:12 PM Oh ho! The other shoe drops! You didn't think we'd let you scarf up all that food for nothing, did you? :rotflblue: Title: Re: Real Turkeys of Thanksgiving Jokes Post by: RachelKH on November 23, 2010, 09:09:25 PM :happyroll: :rotflblue: :rotfl:
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