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Just because one owns a business doesn't mean it has to be all business.

This sign in a dentist's office proves that point:

"Be True to Your Teeth, or They Will Be False to You."

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My friend’s husband is always telling her that housekeeping would be a snap if only she would organize her time better.

Recently he had a chance to put his theory into practice while his wife was away.

When I popped in one evening to see how he was managing, he crowed, "I made a cake, frosted it, washed the kitchen windows, cleaned all the cupboards, scrubbed the kitchen floor, walls and ceiling and even had a bath."

I was about to concede that perhaps he was a better manager than his wife, when he added sheepishly, "When I was making the chocolate frosting, I forgot to turn off the mixer before taking the beaters out of the bowl. . . so I had to do all the rest."

- Mary I. Costain

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My friend Kimberly announced that she had started a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently.

"Good!" I exclaimed. "I'm ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other out. When I feel the urge to drive out and get a burger and fries, I'll call you first."

"Great!" she replied. "I'll ride with you.

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The teacher in our Bible class asked a woman to read from the Book of Numbers about the Israelites wandering in the desert. "The Lord heard you when you wailed, 'If only we had meat to eat!' " she began. "Now the Lord will give you meat. You will not eat it for just one day, or two days, or five, or ten or twenty days, but for a month—until you loathe it."

When the woman finished, she paused, looked up, and said, "Hey, isn't that the Atkins diet?

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 :happyroll: :rotfl:  The first one Patricia can even use with her patients!

The second one I've had to do, more than once!  :-[  ::) :D

The second one is hilarious! :D :rotfl:

I can be so absent minded!  :D The apple doesn't fall far from the tree!

Hahahaha  :rotfl: :rotflblue: :happyroll:
Those are really good.

I found this quote while reading a G.k. Chesterton book.

" If you were clever enough in managing to accumulate so much wealth,
you must have been stupid enough in the first place to want it. "

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Good one Martin! :D

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Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and days of auld lang syne?
For auld lang syne, my dear,
for auld lang syne,
we'll take a cup of kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.

Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and days of auld lang syne?
And here's a hand, my trusty friend
And gie's a hand o' thine
We'll tak'A cup o' kindness yet
For auld lang syne.

champagne?        :irishwisdom:

My, how long it's been since I've had any of it! :D

Good thought!  :D