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Title: Young Riddles and Jokes! Post by: Shin on January 07, 2011, 03:44:00 PM Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was a chicken! - Dawson, age 10, USA What kind of meals do math teachers eat? Square meals! - Lois , age 10, England A plane crashes on the border of Canada and Minnesota. Where will the survivors be buried? You don't bury survivors, they're still alive! - Kylie, age 11, USA - Tilo, age 11, USA Why didn't the bike stand up? Because it was two tired! Karsyn, age 7, USA There were sixty cups. One fell down. How many were left? Five because there were 6 tea cups! - Adrianna, Age 9 USA Hint: Obvious answer isn't right. :teaandcoffee: What do you get when you come across pigs doing karate? Pork chops! - Tapanga, age 9, USA Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn't chicken! - Kara, age 12, USA Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback! - Samantha, age 9, USA Title: Re: Young Riddles and Jokes! Post by: Patricia on January 07, 2011, 03:50:57 PM Ha ha. Good ones. :D
Title: Re: Young Riddles and Jokes! Post by: Shin on January 07, 2011, 03:52:45 PM Ha ha. Good ones. :D I'm finding I like children's jokes and riddles more than many of the older one's! They come up with better ones! :D Title: Re: Young Riddles and Jokes! Post by: Shin on January 08, 2011, 11:58:46 AM What did the rug say to the floor?
"Don't move. I've got you covered!" - Cydney, age 75 :o What did the buffalo say to his son when he went to school? "Bison." - Matt, age 10, USA - Abby, age 10, USA What did Adam say to Eve on the night before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve! - Janus, age 16, Canada Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crummy. - Billy, age 9, USA Why didn't the teddy bear want anymore food? Because he was stuffed. - Hailey, age 8, Canada :D Title: Re: Young Riddles and Jokes! Post by: Patricia on January 08, 2011, 12:03:10 PM You're right. Kids pick the good jokes :D
Title: Re: Young Riddles and Jokes! Post by: Shin on October 27, 2013, 10:02:43 PM Knock knocks
Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Tank----Tank Who? A: You're welcome! Q: Knock, knock----Who's there?----Hawaii----Hawaii who? A: I'm fine, Hawaii you? Q: Knock, knock----Who's there?----Orange----Orange who? A: Orange you even going to open the door! Dentists Q: What did the judge say to the dentist? A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth? Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist? A: To get a root canal. Q: Why did the king go to the dentist? A: To get his teeth crowned! Birds Q: What kind of bird works at a construction site? A: The crane! Q: What bird is always depressed? A: The blue jay Q: Why do seagulls like to live by the sea? A: Because if they lived by the bay they would be bagels! :D Title: Re: Young Riddles and Jokes! Post by: Brigid on October 28, 2013, 03:07:56 PM I hope those with little ones see this!
Title: Re: Young Riddles and Jokes! Post by: odhiambo on October 29, 2013, 03:16:07 AM Reading them is a pleasure. and to think that little minds came up with them. I do believe that the Lord is endowing the human race with more grey matter :)
Title: Re: Young Riddles and Jokes! Post by: Brigid on October 29, 2013, 03:20:37 PM Reading them is a pleasure. and to think that little minds came up with them. I do believe that the Lord is endowing the human race with more grey matter :) It seems that way to me, too, odhiambo. More grey matter! Children are so very intuitive and smart these days! Title: Re: Young Riddles and Jokes! Post by: odhiambo on March 09, 2014, 06:48:28 AM Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
Answer: Stick with me and we will go places! Title: Re: Young Riddles and Jokes! Post by: Shin on March 12, 2014, 12:35:52 AM :rotflblue:
Funny!! |