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Title: More Rabbit Jokes Post by: Shin on January 19, 2011, 11:49:53 PM In order to catch a rabbit, you must hide behind a tree and make a noise like a carrot.
Q: If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A: A receding hare line! Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? A: Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses! [I wish we had a picture of this. . ;D ] Q: Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? A: Because he heard it was 18 carrots! Q: Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? A: He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head! Q: How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? A: Look for gray hares. Q: What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? A: Ones with Hoppy Endings. An infant rabbit was orphaned. Fortunately though, a family of squirrels took it in and raised it as if it were one of their own. This led to some strange behaviors on the part of the rabbit, including a tendency for it to avoid hopping, but instead to scurry around like the other squirrels. One day the rabbit was really feeling sad, so it went to its step-parents to discuss the problem. After explaining to them how it felt different from its step-siblings, they gave him a big hug and said, “Don’t scurry, be hoppy.” ::) . . . :lilo: :D Title: Re: More Rabbit Jokes Post by: Patricia on January 20, 2011, 10:20:56 AM So cute! Did you know my Lilo does not like carrots ?? He likes bananas.
Title: Re: More Rabbit Jokes Post by: Shin on January 20, 2011, 10:24:46 AM So cute! Did you know my Lilo does not like carrots ?? He likes bananas. :o You've got one funny bunny! :happyroll: Title: Re: More Rabbit Jokes Post by: Patricia on January 20, 2011, 10:28:24 AM Yes, he is a little strange. Sometimes we wonder about him :D
Title: Re: More Rabbit Jokes Post by: RachelKH on January 20, 2011, 01:06:52 PM wow! a rabbit that does not like carrots! ours love bananas too -- and Oreo loves oranges!
thanks for the laughs, Shin. Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A: A hare dryer! Q: What do you get when you cross an insect and a rabbit? A: Bugs Bunny! Q: What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? A: Hip-Hop! Q: What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? A: Hopscotch! Q: Where do rabbits work? A: At IHOP restaurants! Q: Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? A: Because from a distance they looked like hares! Q: Why did the bunny build herself a new house? A: She was fed up with the hole thing! Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? A: Eggsercise, particularly hareobics! Q: Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? A: He got charged with Battery. Q. What does it mean when the Easter Bunny arrives one day late with melted candy? A. He probably had a bad hare day. Title: Re: More Rabbit Jokes Post by: Patricia on January 20, 2011, 01:24:52 PM :rotfl:
Title: Re: More Rabbit Jokes Post by: martin on January 20, 2011, 05:00:34 PM Here's my contribution. :D
Q...What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ? A...Warren ! Title: Re: More Rabbit Jokes Post by: Shin on January 20, 2011, 05:31:19 PM Ah Martin, that's one hare-y joke! :D
Title: Re: More Rabbit Jokes Post by: Brigid on January 20, 2011, 06:59:48 PM Oh.....(shakes head). (I really loved them!)
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