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Title: Monk joke.
Post by: susanna on February 07, 2011, 11:23:32 PM
Stop me if you've heard this. ;D

A man joined a very strict monastic order where he was permitted to say only 2 words a year. 
At the end of the 1st year, the abbot told him he could say his 2 words.  He replied,
"bed hard."

At the end of the 2nd year, when the abbot allowed him to speak his 2 words again he said,
"food lousy." 

At the end of the 3rd year, when the abbot told him he could speak he said,
"I quit."  The abbot replied:












"Well, I'm not surprised, all you do is complain."
 :)




Title: Re: Monk joke.
Post by: RachelKH on February 07, 2011, 11:25:07 PM
 :rotfl: :rotflblue: :rotflblue: :happyroll:


Title: Re: Monk joke.
Post by: Patricia on February 08, 2011, 09:48:54 AM
 ;D ;D


Title: Re: Monk joke.
Post by: Shin on February 10, 2011, 05:26:48 PM
 :happyroll:

Good one!