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Q.  Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

A.  Because it was feeling crummy.

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Q.  Why was God cutting the coupons out of the newspaper?

A.  Jesus saves!

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A Christian and an atheist were neighbors. The Christian one day yells, ''Lord, please sends me food."

The atheist heard this and replies, ''There is no GOD!''

The next day the Christian wakes up and goes to her porch to find bags of groceries at her door.   She yells, ''Thank You, LORD, for this food!"

As soon as the Christian said that, the atheist jumps out from the brush and replies, ''Your GOD didn't give you that food…I did!''

Without wasting a second the Christian yells to the LORD, ''Thank you, Lord,  for sending me this food and making Satan pay for it'!'

Ha ha Third one is excellent