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Title: today's joke Post by: RachelKH on March 17, 2011, 01:53:34 PM Knock, Knock!
Who is there? Irish! Irish who? Irish you a happy and blessed St Patrick's Day! Title: Re: today's joke Post by: Shin on March 17, 2011, 02:30:17 PM And Irish you one too! :D
Title: Re: today's joke Post by: Brigid on March 17, 2011, 06:08:04 PM Title: Re: today's joke Post by: martin on March 17, 2011, 06:25:41 PM That was a good one Rachel :rotflblue:
And it reminds me of a similar one; Knock Knock? Who's there? Irish stew. Irish stew who? Irish stew in the name of the law. Title: Re: today's joke Post by: Brigid on March 17, 2011, 06:37:49 PM It took me a minute to get that (and then I wished I hadn't gotten it). :biggrin:
Title: Re: today's joke Post by: martin on March 17, 2011, 06:55:58 PM It took me a minute to get that (and then I wished I hadn't gotten it). :biggrin: :happyroll:They can only get better brigid, they can only get better. :D Title: Re: today's joke Post by: Brigid on March 17, 2011, 07:01:27 PM It took me a minute to get that (and then I wished I hadn't gotten it). :biggrin: :happyroll:They can only get better brigid, they can only get better. :D I'm looking forward to it! ;D Title: Re: today's joke Post by: RachelKH on March 18, 2011, 03:59:29 PM Today I've spent a good portion of my time working on our save-the-pool efforts for our community, so here are some appropriate jokes:
Q. Why did the girl have problems swimming? A. She didn’t have boy-ancy! (Buoyancy) Q. Why did the teacher jump into the water? A. She wanted to test the water! Q. Why wasn't Susan afraid when she saw a shark while she was swimming in the water? A. Because it was a man-eating shark! Q: Why did the man keep doing the backstroke? A: He had just had lunch and didn't want to swim on a full stomach. Q: Did you hear about the slow swimmer? A: He could only do the crawl. Q: What do you call a swim team made up of girls named Jennifer? A: Hydrogens Title: Re: today's joke Post by: Brigid on March 18, 2011, 05:38:08 PM :biggrin: :rotflblue: :rotfl:
Quote Q. Why wasn't Susan afraid when she saw a shark while she was swimming in the water? A. Because it was a man-eating shark! Q: Why did the man keep doing the backstroke? A: He had just had lunch and didn't want to swim on a full stomach. This are my favorites. Title: Re: today's joke Post by: Shin on March 18, 2011, 05:42:23 PM :happyroll:
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