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What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A hot cross bunny.

What is a king's favorite weather?
Reign.

Mary's mother had four children, their names are Summer, Fall, Winter, and.. .
Mary of course!

Can bees fly in the rain?
Not without their little yellow jackets!

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily!

Can February March?
No, but April May!

Q.  Why is the letter 'A' like a flower?
A.  A 'B' comes after it!

 :D

Let's try and see if I can get a bite. . .  :fishie:

Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
A: Lunch and supper.

Q: Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window?
A: He wanted to see the waterfall.

Q: Why did the man throw the butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see the butterfly.

Q: Why did the man put the clock in the safe?
A: He wanted to save time.

1.  lunch and supper!
2.  to see a waterfall
3.  to see a butterfly
4.  to save time!

You've either got 'em all right or that's the finest creativity I've seen!

Why was the policeman in bed?

Complete success!!!  :tinyangel:


To catch some Z's? :D

wow! :)

I cheated but I am so thrilled with this answer, I will post it anyway. Hope it is the right one

Because he was un undercover cop. ;D

yes!  very good!

What is smarter than a talking cat?

 :cheers: for creativity!

Haha!  :rejoice:

A talking cat? You have got me..

A cat that actually listens?

Haha I know that one's not it.

 ::)

a Spelling Bee!!

Good morning, Shin!
Cats are pretty good listeners, but rabbits are even better.

How are the rabbits doing? :D

Well there's listening, and then there's listening and doing whatever you're told.  ::)

I learned recently about St. Melangell, the patron saint of rabbits, hares, and small animals. :D

Hi Shin! 
The rabbits are doing well -- enjoying the dandelions sprouting all over my lawn   ::)
The cats got their marching orders -- I made them into out-door only cats after a nasty couple accidents near the doors.  I can not handle messes that are not safely contained in toilets, diapers or litterboxes.  Blech.  Bad cats.  Very bad.  They are very much enjoying being outdoor cats anyhow.
My girls, on the otherhand, seem to have ears just for show.  I'm tired of having to repeat myself.  Yesterday's dinner was a case in point.  I called 3 times before all four came to the table.  Then I ask them all to try the cramed spinach I made as I wanted their opinion on the sauce.  Soon after, Susy said, "Why does the spinach look different?"   I explained again.  Soon after, Theresa said, "The spinach looks like it has some creamy stuff on it."  I explained again.  Then Julia said, "Mom, what's on my spinach?"  No TV or radio was on.  No overlapping conversations were going on.  No loud construction, wind storms, barking dogs, etc were causing distractions during the meal.  Just nobody was bothering to listen to Mom.  And the only reason Catherine was listening to me and not asking the same questions as her younger sisters was that I had just laid into her for not coming when called and not listening to me, so she was trying extra hard right then.  She laughed at how poorly they all listen, but hopefully she will try to be better and lead them into better listening by example.
Whew.  Sorry to dump my frustrations here.

Haha, sorry you're frustrated but it was fun to hear!

The next riddle for the day may be listens better, the cats or the girls?  ;D

A spelling bee...

To think I missed that one.

I'm shaking my head! :D Great one Rachel!

I always remember that sometimes even people eat those things!

I bet they are!  ;D 

Recently I had to repeat something I said to my teenager and she told me that she had mastered the art of blocking out everything I said to her while appearing to listen.  ::)  Maybe if I learned to do that they wouldn't be too happy about it.  :D

Well I think it's time for some hearing jokes..  ;D

. . .

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."

The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"

. . .

An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem.
So one night, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her lounge chair.
He spoke softly to her, "Honey, can you hear me?"
There was no response.
He moved a little closer and said again, "Honey, can you hear me?"
Still, there was no response.
Finally he moved right behind her and said, "Honey, can you hear me?"
She replied, "For the third time, yes!"

 :o ;D

 ;D ;D ;D

 :happyroll:

 :biggrin: :happyroll:

It's Springtime again.  . .

Why was the farmer sick after cutting the grass?

He had hay fever!

How can you tell if your nose is afraid of Spring?

It starts running!

Can bees fly in the rain?

Not without their little yellow jackets!

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

A bunion.

 :rejoice:

 :rotflblue:

A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and
Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem..

A small child replied, 'They couldn't get a baby-sitter.'  ;D

 :happyroll:

It's that time of year again. .  .  :tinyangel:

That joke is over two years old Shin  :)

Ho ho, that's why they're as funny as new again!  :D