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Title: Funny Shorts for Old Age Post by: Shin on May 10, 2011, 02:48:39 AM My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Here rests PANCRAZIO JUVENALES 1968-1993 He was a good husband, a wonderful father, but a bad electrician. GUSTAVA GUMERSINDA GUTIERREZ GUZMAN 1934-1989 Rest in peace A memory from all your sons (except Ricardo who did not pay any money) Here is resting my dearest wife, Brunjilda Jalamonte 1973-1997 Lord, please welcome her with the same joy I send her to you. The joy of aging: My wife said to me, "Watcha doin' today?" I said, "Nothing" She said, "You did that yesterday." I said, "I wasn't finished." I want to die while peacefully asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car. Title: Re: Funny Shorts for Old Age Post by: Patricia on May 10, 2011, 08:26:27 AM Ha ha ! Good ones. :rotfl: :rotflblue:
Title: Re: Funny Shorts for Old Age Post by: RachelKH on May 10, 2011, 10:41:39 AM :bigbluegrin: :rotfl: :rotflblue: :happyroll:
thank you -- i really needed a laugh and i enjoyed those tremendously! Title: Re: Funny Shorts for Old Age Post by: martin on May 11, 2011, 07:11:34 PM :rotfl: :happyroll: :rotfl:
Now those ARE FUNNY. ;D |