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Title: Joke for the Day: Taking it Slow Post by: Shin on July 23, 2010, 12:48:32 PM There were three men on a hill with their watches.
The first man threw his watch down the hill and it broke. The second man threw his watch down the hill and it broke. The third man threw his watch down the hill, walked all the way to the bottom, and caught it. The other two men were puzzled and asked the third man how he did it. The third man said, "Easy. My watch is 5 minutes slow!" :o Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ;) A young clergyman, fresh out of seminary, thought it would help him better understand the fears and temptations his future congregations faced if he first took a job as a policeman for several months. He passed the physical examination; then came the oral exam to test his ability to act quickly and wisely in an emergency. Among other questions he was asked, “What would you do to disperse a frenzied crowd?” He thought for a moment and then replied. . . “I would take up a collection.” :D Title: Re: Joke for the Day: Taking it Slow Post by: Brigid on July 23, 2010, 04:24:10 PM Quote A young clergyman, fresh out of seminary, thought it would help him better understand the fears and temptations his future congregations faced if he first took a job as a policeman for several months. :rotflblue: :rotfl:He passed the physical examination; then came the oral exam to test his ability to act quickly and wisely in an emergency. Among other questions he was asked, “What would you do to disperse a frenzied crowd?” He thought for a moment and then replied. . . “I would take up a collection.” |