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Title: Jokes for the Day: Turkeys, Generals Post by: Shin on October 07, 2010, 06:13:32 PM A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." ... My men are very brave General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army. McKenzie arrives at the military camp and is greeted by Marshall. They both walk around the place, and McKensie asks: "So how are your men?" "Very well trained, General McKenzie." "I hope so. You see, my men over at the Navy are so well trained, you could see they're the bravest men all over the country." "Well, my men are very brave, too." "I'd like to see that." So Marshall calls private Cooper and says: "Private Johnson! I want you to stop that tank coming here with your body!" "Are you crazy? It'd kill me, you idiot! I'm out of here!" As private Johnson ran away, Marshall turned to a bewildered McKenzie and said: "You see? You have to be pretty brave to talk like that to a general." Title: Re: Jokes for the Day: Turkeys, Generals Post by: Brigid on October 07, 2010, 06:17:30 PM As Lurch would say, "Ohhhh".
Title: Re: Jokes for the Day: Turkeys, Generals Post by: martin on October 07, 2010, 06:17:59 PM :happyroll: :rotfl:
Title: Re: Jokes for the Day: Turkeys, Generals Post by: Shin on October 07, 2010, 06:25:17 PM We could use some old soldiers over here. :D Perhaps one 'll come along someday I pray.
Title: Re: Jokes for the Day: Turkeys, Generals Post by: Patricia on October 07, 2010, 09:16:35 PM We are soldiers in Christ, Shin. :D
Title: Re: Jokes for the Day: Turkeys, Generals Post by: Shin on October 08, 2010, 04:43:56 PM So we are! :D
Marines and the police The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in Los Angeles. The Marines were backing-up LAPD on a call that someone had broken into a store. At the scene, the cop told the Marines to "cover" him as he approched the store (to police, "cover" means to point your weapons in the direction of the threat, to Marines it means lay down a base of fire!). The Marines promptly laid down a base of fire. The Marines fired 178 rounds before they stopped shooting. The thief, probably a little scared at this point, called 911 and reported, "They're shooting at me!". :o :D An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The message for the B-52 crew was, "Anything you can do, I can do better." Not to be outdone, the bomber pilot announced that he would rise to the challenge. The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level, however. Perplexed, the fighter pilot asked, "So? What did you do?" "We just shut down two engines." 8) Title: Re: Jokes for the Day: Turkeys, Generals Post by: Brigid on October 09, 2010, 02:25:57 PM That sounds like what a thief would do these days.! ::)
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