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« Reply #16 on: April 28, 2011, 11:33:01 AM »
Quote from: RachelKH on April 28, 2011, 11:05:57 AM
Hi Shin! 
The rabbits are doing well -- enjoying the dandelions sprouting all over my lawn   Roll Eyes


I always remember that sometimes even people eat those things!

I bet they are!  Grin 
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« Reply #17 on: April 28, 2011, 11:41:20 AM »
Recently I had to repeat something I said to my teenager and she told me that she had mastered the art of blocking out everything I said to her while appearing to listen.  Roll Eyes  Maybe if I learned to do that they wouldn't be too happy about it.  Cheesy
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« Reply #18 on: April 28, 2011, 11:48:22 AM »
Well I think it's time for some hearing jokes..  Grin

. . .

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."

The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"

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An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem.
So one night, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her lounge chair.
He spoke softly to her, "Honey, can you hear me?"
There was no response.
He moved a little closer and said again, "Honey, can you hear me?"
Still, there was no response.
Finally he moved right behind her and said, "Honey, can you hear me?"
She replied, "For the third time, yes!"

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« Reply #19 on: April 28, 2011, 11:54:25 AM »
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« Reply #20 on: April 28, 2011, 11:58:50 AM »
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« Reply #21 on: April 29, 2011, 05:07:38 PM »
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« Reply #22 on: April 23, 2013, 12:24:16 PM »
It's Springtime again.  . .

Why was the farmer sick after cutting the grass?

He had hay fever!

How can you tell if your nose is afraid of Spring?

It starts running!

Can bees fly in the rain?

Not without their little yellow jackets!

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

A bunion.

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« Reply #23 on: April 23, 2013, 03:30:44 PM »
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« Reply #24 on: May 01, 2013, 05:07:04 AM »
A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and
Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem..

A small child replied, 'They couldn't get a baby-sitter.'  Grin
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« Reply #25 on: May 01, 2013, 04:00:42 PM »
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« Reply #26 on: April 28, 2015, 01:33:24 PM »
It's that time of year again. .  .  tiny angel
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« Reply #27 on: April 29, 2015, 09:48:57 AM »
Quote from: Shin on April 28, 2015, 01:33:24 PM
It's that time of year again. .  .  tiny angel

That joke is over two years old Shin  Smiley
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« Reply #28 on: April 29, 2015, 03:30:57 PM »
Ho ho, that's why they're as funny as new again!  Cheesy
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