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« on: July 17, 2010, 02:58:27 PM »
A three-year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet." He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, "Don't kid me, Mom. I KNOW they're my feet."

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« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2010, 05:38:21 PM »
 Grin  Sounds like one of my children.
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« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2010, 07:21:13 PM »
 happy roll rotfl

What do you mean by right and left foot? Are we missing something here in Ireland?  shrug
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« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2010, 08:13:33 PM »
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What do you mean by right and left foot? Are we missing something here in Ireland? 

I don't get it. You don't call it right and left foot in Ireland? Huh?
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« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2010, 03:21:28 PM »
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I don't get it. You don't call it right and left foot in Ireland? Huh?

Patricia .. I can hardly type for laughing  rotfl rotfl You are definately on your way to sainthood cherubim

Here in Ireland our two feet are the same. None of this left and right business goin on.
If there is, we haven't heard about it here  irishwisdom
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« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2010, 04:34:06 PM »
What about hands?  You've got to have a left and a right hand. Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2010, 05:41:51 PM »
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What about hands?  You've got to have a left and a right hand. Cheesy


Nope..... We manage quite fine here with two neutral hands.  Grin
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« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2014, 09:49:05 PM »
                   My maternal grandfather appreciates this joke.     
                   He is a shoemaker.         
       
                       thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up happywave happywave
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« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2014, 08:40:08 PM »
Good to hear it! Cheesy

You never realize how much a good pair of shoes is worth until you hobble along in some bad ones!

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