Monk joke.

[susanna]

Stop me if you've heard this.

A man joined a very strict monastic order where he was permitted to say only 2 words a year. 
At the end of the 1st year, the abbot told him he could say his 2 words.  He replied,
"bed hard."

At the end of the 2nd year, when the abbot allowed him to speak his 2 words again he said,
"food lousy." 

At the end of the 3rd year, when the abbot told him he could speak he said,
"I quit."  The abbot replied:












"Well, I'm not surprised, all you do is complain."
 

[RachelKH]

 

[Patricia]

 

[Shin]

 

Good one!