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« Reply #16 on: September 29, 2010, 07:48:59 PM »
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!

What is a bird after it is five days old?
Six days old!

What happens to a duck when he flies upside down?
He quacks up!


A little boy walked into a pet shop and asked for 25 cents worth of bird seed. The clerk wondered what  he could do with such a small amount of seed. He asked the boy what type of bird he had. The child replied, "None, I'm going to plant the seeds and grow some"

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'Flores apparuerunt in terra nostra. . . Fulcite me floribus. (The flowers appear on the earth. . . stay me up with flowers. Sg 2:12,5)
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