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What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?
A box of quackers.
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?
Because he was on a roll.
Why did the student eat his homework?
The teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
What did the cannibal order for take-out?
Pizza with everyone on it.
How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
Footprints in the cheesecake.
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Launch meat.
What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
Close the door, I'm dressing!
Where does a bat eat his dinner?
On home plate, and he has a ball.
How can you make seven even?
Remove the "S".
Why is Turtle Wax so expensive?
Because turtles have such tiny ears.
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
He thought it was a high school!
If April showers bring May flowers then what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
What's in the middle of a jellyfish?
A jellybutton.
What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming?
"Here come the elephants!"
Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?
So he could be polyunsaturated.
What do mermaids have on toast?
Mermerlade
Why do elephants never forget?
Because nobody ever tells them anything
How do porcupines play leapfrog?
Very carefully.
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Re: jokes for a Saturday morning
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November 20, 2010, 02:34:04 PM »
Theresa needed me to add one she just made up for you:
Why did the turtle cross the sea?
Because he was a seaturtle.
(again, you must laugh until you fall off your chair)
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Re: jokes for a Saturday morning
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Why is Turtle Wax so expensive?
Because turtles have such tiny ears.
I was telling my youngest son your job jokes yesterday and he was asking if I had any more today. Will show him these ones, especially the turtle wax one. He's gonna love that.
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Re: jokes for a Saturday morning
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glad to share -- the turtle and jellyfish ones are my favorite too. none really good otherwise, but even a smile is good for the soul.
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Re: jokes for a Saturday morning
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Here's one he told me ages ago.
Did you hear about the young cannibal?
He was eight (ate) before he was seven.
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Re: jokes for a Saturday morning
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Quote from: RachelKH on November 20, 2010, 02:34:04 PM
Theresa needed me to add one she just made up for you:
Why did the turtle cross the sea?
Because he was a seaturtle.
(again, you must laugh until you fall off your chair)
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