In order to catch a rabbit, you must hide behind a tree and make a noise like a carrot.
Q: If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have?
A: A receding hare line!
Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses!
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Q: Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring?
A: Because he heard it was 18 carrots!
Q: Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat?
A: He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
Q: How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
A: Look for gray hares.
Q: What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read?
A: Ones with Hoppy Endings.
An infant rabbit was orphaned. Fortunately though, a family of squirrels took it in and raised it as if it were one of their own. This led to some strange behaviors on the part of the rabbit, including a tendency for it to avoid hopping, but instead to scurry around like the other squirrels. One day the rabbit was really feeling sad, so it went to its step-parents to discuss the problem. After explaining to them how it felt different from its step-siblings, they gave him a big hug and said, “Don’t scurry, be hoppy.”
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