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« Reply #16 on: May 01, 2015, 11:38:25 AM »
You got it, yes!   Grin
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« Reply #17 on: May 01, 2015, 12:49:16 PM »
Haha! That was a great riddle! Simple and fun! 

Thanks odhiambo!
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« Reply #18 on: May 01, 2015, 12:50:49 PM »
What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

A: One ....... ..... and the other ....... .....!

 Wink
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« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2015, 01:49:07 PM »
Quote from: Shin on May 01, 2015, 12:50:49 PM
What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

A: One ....... ..... and the other ....... .....!

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Not a clue Grin
All I am doing is saying over and over  "iceberg and a clothes brush, iceberg and a clothes brush....." Nothing. Grin
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« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2015, 02:02:39 PM »
Think the 'Titanic'! 
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« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2015, 02:30:59 PM »
A one for attempt is better than a 0 for not attempting at all Grin
So here goes...
One  can float the other cannot  Grin
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« Reply #22 on: May 03, 2015, 02:34:02 PM »
For one word: think ice in a blender, what happens to it?? Cheesy

The number of .... are the # of letters!


A: One c.....s b...s and the other b.....s c...s!
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« Reply #23 on: May 03, 2015, 02:48:18 PM »
Quote from: Shin on May 03, 2015, 02:34:02 PM
For one word: think ice in a blender, what happens to it?? Cheesy

The number of .... are the # of letters!


A: One c.....s b...s and the other b.....s c...s!

One crashes boats and the other brushes coats  Grin
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« Reply #24 on: May 03, 2015, 02:49:50 PM »
Hurrah!

 cheers cheers cheers cheers happy roll rotfl rotfl blue rejoice kanpai kanpai kanpai cheers cheers cheers cheers
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« Reply #25 on: May 03, 2015, 03:02:20 PM »
 Grin Grin

You did all the work but I am still happy  Grin
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« Reply #26 on: May 03, 2015, 03:07:14 PM »
 rotfl blue violin littlewings

And here is. . .
. . . another winter riddle!

 winter too

Makes a fellow appreciate this time of year all the more!


Q: What bites with no teeth?
A: .....


 Cheesy
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« Reply #27 on: May 03, 2015, 03:48:41 PM »
1:A baby with no teeth  Grin
That is absolutely correct but I am sure not the one you want.
2: Insects such as mosquitoes.
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« Reply #28 on: May 03, 2015, 04:17:29 PM »
Ho ho, absolutely correct, but nothing to do with winter and so BZZZT! Wrong answer!!

 rotfl blue rejoice
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« Reply #29 on: May 03, 2015, 05:15:58 PM »
Quote from: Shin on May 03, 2015, 04:17:29 PM
Ho ho, absolutely correct, but nothing to do with winter and so BZZZT! Wrong answer!!

 rotfl blue rejoice

Yeah! I thought so. It will have to wait till tomorrow, It is 11.15 pm here and I have to call it a day  Smiley
Have a good day Shin.
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St. Augustine of Hippo
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« Reply #30 on: May 03, 2015, 05:34:53 PM »
Goodnight odhiambo!! Sleep well! God keep thee!  Cheesy
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« Reply #31 on: May 03, 2015, 06:17:22 PM »
Got to be hunger! It can really bite Grin
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Inspirational Quotes from the saints:
'If men but knew Thee, O my God!'
St. Ignatius of Loyola
“Late have I loved Thee,
 O Beauty ever ancient, ever new,
 late have I loved Thee!......”
St. Augustine of Hippo
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