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« Reply #32 on: May 04, 2015, 09:05:49 AM »
I have heard old timers around here refer to a  cold winter wind that "bites".(?)
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« Reply #33 on: May 04, 2015, 12:20:03 PM »
You two are both pretty close.. Yes whatever it is that bites is cold.. it's a farmer's bane. . if only someone could figure it out ho ho!

 winter too  rejoice  farmer
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« Reply #34 on: May 04, 2015, 04:08:57 PM »
Frostbite! It is Frost  Grin
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« Reply #35 on: May 04, 2015, 04:11:46 PM »
Absolutely 100% Correct!!

 thrones cheers tiny angel rejoice  violin
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« Reply #36 on: May 04, 2015, 04:31:27 PM »
Your last post did it. Grin
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« Reply #37 on: May 04, 2015, 04:37:12 PM »
Here's an easy winter joke/riddle. . .

What's a snowman's favorite kind of tea?

 Wink teapot lovemug

 Cheesy
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« Reply #38 on: May 05, 2015, 05:06:28 AM »
Quote from: Shin on May 04, 2015, 04:37:12 PM
Here's an easy winter joke/riddle. . .

What's a snowman's favorite kind of tea?

 Wink teapot lovemug

 Cheesy

A snowman's favorite kind of tea is hmm.... Grin
Iam working on it; it will take me a while though Grin
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« Reply #39 on: May 05, 2015, 07:26:50 AM »
Quote from: odhiambo on May 05, 2015, 05:06:28 AM
Quote from: Shin on May 04, 2015, 04:37:12 PM
Here's an easy winter joke/riddle. . .

What's a snowman's favorite kind of tea?

 Wink teapot lovemug

 Cheesy

A snowman's favorite kind of tea is hmm.... Grin
Iam working on it; it will take me a while though Grin



Yes! Yes! Yes!  happy roll
Shin, you will not believe this!
I asked myself , is there such a thing as snowflake tea?
So I checked it out and yes, apparently there is.
Got to be snowflake tea Grin
Now , what exactly is snowflake tea?  Grin
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« Reply #40 on: May 05, 2015, 09:02:12 AM »
What a pleasure it is to be reading these with a temperature of almost 80--in NH on May 4!!!
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« Reply #41 on: May 05, 2015, 10:47:20 PM »
Congratulations Odhiambo!

That's just a spectacular answer! Haha!

So unexpected!!

Isn't it refreshing talking about winter I agree I agree! Hahaha!

Snowflake tea. . Hmm.. what does it look like. Little bits of coconut floating in it? How interesting.
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« Reply #42 on: May 07, 2015, 08:09:44 PM »
This next one is for anytime of year..

Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater  Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.

Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu.  The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.

However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.  By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. He very quickly concluded the cause:  When crows eat road kill, they always have A look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.

They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck."

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« Reply #43 on: May 08, 2015, 07:51:20 AM »
What Massachusetts Turnpike Authority need is Joe the talking crow.  there would have been no vehicular impacts, car or truck. with Joe on the look out.  He does not just say "cah", he also says "hello" Grin
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« Reply #44 on: May 08, 2015, 04:45:08 PM »
Ha ha ha!

I remember now you can train crows to talk!
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« Reply #45 on: May 09, 2015, 01:27:57 AM »
Arctic Advice:

No matter how cold you are, DO NOT attempt to build a fire in a kayak! You can't have your kayak and heat it too.
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