Stop me if you've heard this.
A man joined a very strict monastic order where he was permitted to say only 2 words a year.
At the end of the 1st year, the abbot told him he could say his 2 words. He replied,
"bed hard."
At the end of the 2nd year, when the abbot allowed him to speak his 2 words again he said,
"food lousy."
At the end of the 3rd year, when the abbot told him he could speak he said,
"I quit." The abbot replied:
"Well, I'm not surprised, all you do is complain."