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RachelKH
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« on: March 06, 2011, 07:05:07 PM »

There were three men on a hill with their watches.

The first man threw his watch down the hill and it broke.

The second man threw his watch down the hill and it broke.

The third man threw his watch down the hill, walked all the way to the bottom, and caught it.

The other two men were puzzled and asked the third man how he did it.

The third man said, "Easy. My watch is 5 minutes slow!"

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Theresa's joke:

knock, knock!
who's there?
Arron
Arron who?
Arron all the way home!

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Julia's joke:

knock, knock
who's there?
pop!
pop who?
popcorn as a treat for cleaning my room?

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« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2011, 07:10:11 PM »

 happy roll

Hahaha, those are good ones, all three!

That reminds me about how there was an article recently about coconut oil and how good it is for your health, I remember how good popcorn was made with it, then they banned it because it was supposed to be bad for your health, but now the consensus is different again, it's good again. Cheesy

So much fuss over nothing..

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« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2011, 07:18:35 PM »

Even tho' Ive heard the first one it struck me as funny hearing it again. Thanks for the  Grin Rachel.
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