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« on: March 17, 2011, 01:53:34 PM »
Knock, Knock!

Who is there?

Irish!

Irish who?

Irish you a happy and blessed St Patrick's Day!
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« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2011, 02:30:17 PM »
And Irish you one too! Cheesy
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'Flores apparuerunt in terra nostra. . . Fulcite me floribus. (The flowers appear on the earth. . . stay me up with flowers. Sg 2:12,5)
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« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2011, 06:08:04 PM »


Quote from: Shin on March 17, 2011, 02:30:17 PM
And Irish you one too! Cheesy
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« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2011, 06:25:41 PM »
That was a good one Rachel  rotfl blue

And it reminds me of a similar one;

Knock Knock?

Who's there?

Irish stew.

Irish stew who?

Irish stew in the name of the law.
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« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2011, 06:37:49 PM »
It took me a minute to get that (and then I wished I hadn't gotten it). big grin
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« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2011, 06:55:58 PM »
Quote from: Brigid on March 17, 2011, 06:37:49 PM
It took me a minute to get that (and then I wished I hadn't gotten it). big grin
   happy roll

They can only get better brigid, they can only get better.  Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2011, 07:01:27 PM »
Quote from: martin on March 17, 2011, 06:55:58 PM
Quote from: Brigid on March 17, 2011, 06:37:49 PM
It took me a minute to get that (and then I wished I hadn't gotten it). big grin
   happy roll

They can only get better brigid, they can only get better.  Cheesy


I'm looking forward to it! Grin
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« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2011, 03:59:29 PM »
Today I've spent a good portion of my time working on our save-the-pool efforts for our community, so here are some appropriate jokes:

Q. Why did the girl have problems swimming?
A. She didn’t have boy-ancy! (Buoyancy)
 
Q. Why did the teacher jump into the water?
A. She wanted to test the water!
 
Q. Why wasn't Susan afraid when she saw a shark while she was swimming in the water?
A. Because it was a man-eating shark!
 
Q: Why did the man keep doing the backstroke?
A: He had just had lunch and didn't want to swim on a full stomach.

Q: Did you hear about the slow swimmer?
A: He could only do the crawl.
 
Q: What do you call a swim team made up of girls named Jennifer?
A: Hydrogens
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« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2011, 05:38:08 PM »
 big grin rotfl blue rotfl


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Q. Why wasn't Susan afraid when she saw a shark while she was swimming in the water?
A. Because it was a man-eating shark!
 
Q: Why did the man keep doing the backstroke?
A: He had just had lunch and didn't want to swim on a full stomach.

This are my favorites.
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« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2011, 05:42:23 PM »
 happy roll

Cute!
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