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« on: March 28, 2011, 09:41:59 PM »
What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A hot cross bunny.

What is a king's favorite weather?
Reign.

Mary's mother had four children, their names are Summer, Fall, Winter, and.. .
Mary of course!

Can bees fly in the rain?
Not without their little yellow jackets!

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily!

Can February March?
No, but April May!

Q.  Why is the letter 'A' like a flower?
A.  A 'B' comes after it!

 Cheesy
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« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2011, 08:18:58 PM »
Let's try and see if I can get a bite. . .  fishie
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« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2011, 08:21:39 PM »
Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
A: Lunch and supper.

Q: Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window?
A: He wanted to see the waterfall.

Q: Why did the man throw the butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see the butterfly.

Q: Why did the man put the clock in the safe?
A: He wanted to save time.
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« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2011, 01:46:36 PM »
1.  lunch and supper!
2.  to see a waterfall
3.  to see a butterfly
4.  to save time!
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« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2011, 04:26:07 PM »
Quote from: RachelKH on April 25, 2011, 01:46:36 PM
1.  lunch and supper!
2.  to see a waterfall
3.  to see a butterfly
4.  to save time!


You've either got 'em all right or that's the finest creativity I've seen!
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« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2011, 07:09:12 PM »
Why was the policeman in bed?
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« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2011, 05:55:04 AM »
Quote from: RachelKH on April 25, 2011, 01:46:36 PM
1.  lunch and supper!
2.  to see a waterfall
3.  to see a butterfly
4.  to save time!

Complete success!!!  tiny angel

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Why was the policeman in bed?

To catch some Z's? Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2011, 06:28:02 AM »
Quote from: RachelKH on April 25, 2011, 01:46:36 PM
1.  lunch and supper!
2.  to see a waterfall
3.  to see a butterfly
4.  to save time!

wow! Smiley
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« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2011, 06:32:04 AM »
Quote from: RachelKH on April 25, 2011, 07:09:12 PM
Why was the policeman in bed?

I cheated but I am so thrilled with this answer, I will post it anyway. Hope it is the right one

Because he was un undercover cop. Grin
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« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2011, 08:34:29 AM »
yes!  very good!

What is smarter than a talking cat?
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« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2011, 05:48:42 PM »
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Why was the policeman in bed?

To catch some Z's? Cheesy


 cheers for creativity!
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« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2011, 09:29:44 PM »
Haha!  rejoice

A talking cat? You have got me..

A cat that actually listens?

Haha I know that one's not it.

 Roll Eyes
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« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2011, 09:57:37 AM »
a Spelling Bee!!

Good morning, Shin!
Cats are pretty good listeners, but rabbits are even better.
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« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2011, 10:23:04 AM »
Quote from: RachelKH on April 28, 2011, 09:57:37 AM
a Spelling Bee!!

Good morning, Shin!
Cats are pretty good listeners, but rabbits are even better.


How are the rabbits doing? Cheesy

Well there's listening, and then there's listening and doing whatever you're told.  Roll Eyes

I learned recently about St. Melangell, the patron saint of rabbits, hares, and small animals. Cheesy
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« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2011, 11:05:57 AM »
Hi Shin! 
The rabbits are doing well -- enjoying the dandelions sprouting all over my lawn   Roll Eyes
The cats got their marching orders -- I made them into out-door only cats after a nasty couple accidents near the doors.  I can not handle messes that are not safely contained in toilets, diapers or litterboxes.  Blech.  Bad cats.  Very bad.  They are very much enjoying being outdoor cats anyhow.
My girls, on the otherhand, seem to have ears just for show.  I'm tired of having to repeat myself.  Yesterday's dinner was a case in point.  I called 3 times before all four came to the table.  Then I ask them all to try the cramed spinach I made as I wanted their opinion on the sauce.  Soon after, Susy said, "Why does the spinach look different?"   I explained again.  Soon after, Theresa said, "The spinach looks like it has some creamy stuff on it."  I explained again.  Then Julia said, "Mom, what's on my spinach?"  No TV or radio was on.  No overlapping conversations were going on.  No loud construction, wind storms, barking dogs, etc were causing distractions during the meal.  Just nobody was bothering to listen to Mom.  And the only reason Catherine was listening to me and not asking the same questions as her younger sisters was that I had just laid into her for not coming when called and not listening to me, so she was trying extra hard right then.  She laughed at how poorly they all listen, but hopefully she will try to be better and lead them into better listening by example.
Whew.  Sorry to dump my frustrations here.
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« Reply #15 on: April 28, 2011, 11:29:24 AM »
Haha, sorry you're frustrated but it was fun to hear!

The next riddle for the day may be listens better, the cats or the girls?  Grin

A spelling bee...

To think I missed that one.

I'm shaking my head! Cheesy Great one Rachel!
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