Funny Shorts for Old Age

[Shin]

My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Here rests
PANCRAZIO JUVENALES
1968-1993
He was a good husband, a wonderful father, but a bad electrician.

GUSTAVA GUMERSINDA GUTIERREZ GUZMAN
1934-1989
Rest in peace
A memory from all your sons (except Ricardo who did not pay any money)

Here is resting my dearest wife,
Brunjilda Jalamonte
1973-1997
Lord, please welcome her with the same joy I send her to you.

The joy of aging:
My wife said to me, "Watcha doin' today?"
I said, "Nothing"
She said, "You did that yesterday."
I said, "I wasn't finished."

I want to die while peacefully asleep like my grandfather,
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

[Patricia]

Ha ha ! Good ones. 

[RachelKH]

 
thank you -- i really needed a laugh and i enjoyed those tremendously!

[martin]

 

Now those ARE FUNNY.