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« on: May 26, 2011, 07:19:12 PM »
A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital towards the exit in his wheelchair, just before his operation.

A nurse stopped him and asked, "What's the matter?"

He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right.'"

The nurse replied, "She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"

"She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor!"


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« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2011, 10:58:43 AM »
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Heavenly Father help me to persevere, to strive where my will is weak, and to begin again where I have failed, that whatever I lack in love, I may put right in the trying. Amen.
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« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2011, 12:10:46 PM »
I think I'll send this to my mother!  Roll Eyes

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I should send it to my whole family! Everyone's a hospital case!  hospital trip
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« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2011, 12:47:28 PM »
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