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« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2011, 11:28:23 AM »
Three birds left?  No No ...I thought some more and I didn't peek. 5 birds left , dead and alive? My final answer..5 birds. Grin
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« Reply #17 on: September 15, 2011, 01:04:44 PM »
I'll either go with Patricia on that or say, NONE, the other three left the tree to kill the hunter ( haaaa,ha,ha,ha ) !
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« Reply #18 on: September 21, 2011, 03:48:42 AM »
Haha! And the answer is. . .

Two birds are left!

The other 3 fly away!

 Cheesy

Smart birds no?  Grin
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« Reply #19 on: September 21, 2011, 12:00:13 PM »
Oh no!! Neither my guess nor my answer was right!! And it was so simple.   Give us another riddle, Shin and I promise you I'll ace it this time. Cheesy
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« Reply #20 on: September 21, 2011, 12:08:48 PM »
Ha,ha ! That goes to show how we humans tend to over think things !!!  boggles confused speachless


 fishie fishie fishie fishie fishie fishie fishie fishie

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« Reply #21 on: September 26, 2011, 12:29:28 PM »
Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

A. Bugs Bunny
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Q. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A. A receding hareline.
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Q. Where does a bunny go when it dies?

A. To the hare-after.
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Q. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?

A. A Hot Cross bunny.
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Q. What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?

A. Thistle have to do!
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Have a hoppy day, everyone!  You are in my prayers, even if I don't come around much.
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« Reply #22 on: September 27, 2011, 03:12:46 PM »
 happy roll

Thank you Rachel! It's great to see you. It's great to know we're all praying together!
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« Reply #23 on: September 28, 2011, 01:04:44 PM »
Things Not to Hear During Surgery

What's this doing here?
Hmm, I didn't expect that to be missing.
I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses today. Nurse? Nurse!
Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all.
Well, now we're all done, and the patient is all sewn up. Hmm. Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
Fire! Fire! Everyone out now!!
Uh-oh. Page 47 of the manual is missing!

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Especially for you James!  Wink
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« Reply #24 on: September 28, 2011, 01:36:34 PM »
Ha ha hilarious! Grin
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« Reply #25 on: October 02, 2011, 10:37:35 PM »
Ha, ha, ha ! Good one Shin !!!  silent hospital trip
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« Reply #26 on: October 23, 2011, 04:20:52 PM »
Letter to Dad:
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Dear Dad,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can`t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,
Your $on



The Reply:
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Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,
Dad
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« Reply #27 on: October 23, 2011, 08:31:40 PM »

A Franciscan, a Dominican and a Jesuit are transported back in time to the Birth of Our Lord. The Franciscan, seeing Almighty God become a little Child, is overcome with humility and joy.
The Dominican, seeing the eternal Word become flesh, is transfixed in ecstasy.
The Jesuit takes St. Joseph and Our Lady aside, and asks: "Have you given any thought to his education?" 

rotfl blue rotfl
 :principalities:
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« Reply #28 on: October 23, 2011, 08:34:46 PM »
Ha,ha,ha !
I love it Patricia  happy roll rotfl blue rotfl

Jame$
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« Reply #29 on: October 23, 2011, 11:40:01 PM »
Good one Jame$ !  Cheesy
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« Reply #30 on: October 25, 2011, 03:12:56 PM »
That school joke makes me think all the more of how important the simple life is!
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« Reply #31 on: October 28, 2011, 06:34:54 PM »
Not so very long ago, an old German man was feeling guilty about something he had done, so he decided to go to Confession.

He said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I feel terrible because during World War II I hid a refugee in my attic."

The priest said, "But that's not a sin! I wouldn't feel bad about that if I were you!"

"But I made him agree to pay me 50 Marks for every week he stayed."

The priest said, "Well, I admit that certainly wasn't the most noble thing to do, charging the man to save his life -- but you did save his life, after all, and that is a good thing. Don't worry about it too much; God forgives."

The man said, "Oh thank you, Father, that eases my mind. I have only one more question to ask you -- Do I have to tell him the war is over?"
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