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« Reply #64 on: March 16, 2012, 12:59:39 PM »
I think you've got it!!

Let's see what odhiambo says!

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« Reply #65 on: March 17, 2012, 12:30:04 AM »
Congratulations to both of you  thumbs up
Odhiambo agrees completely.
Yes, he was not at all a good watchman; sleeping on the job as you said, literally  Grin
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« Reply #66 on: March 17, 2012, 12:38:51 AM »
Quote from: RachelKH on March 16, 2012, 12:25:52 PM
So, simply, it is because he was sleeping on the job???  (after this try I quit -- too humiliating)

"If at first you don't succeed, try,try again!"
You did great. Smiley
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« Reply #67 on: March 17, 2012, 10:21:19 AM »
Shin Your jokes are steadly moving up the laughometer.  Cheesy
The Thai one gave me quite a laugh.  happy roll rotfl

Good teaser Odhiambo.  thumbs up
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« Reply #68 on: March 17, 2012, 04:12:19 PM »
Quote from: martin on March 17, 2012, 10:21:19 AM
Shin Your jokes are steadly moving up the laughometer.  Cheesy
The Thai one gave me quite a laugh.  happy roll rotfl

Good teaser Odhiambo.  thumbs up
Hi martin! happywave
Thanks.
You are right about the Thai joke; it was great, I enjoyed it too.
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« Reply #69 on: March 21, 2012, 02:24:48 AM »
A wandering tramp knocked on the door of an English inn named "St. George & The Dragon."
"Could you spare a poor bloke a bite to eat?" he asked the woman who answered.
"No! you lazy bum, go away!" she yelled, and slammed the door.
The tramp waited a few minutes, knocked again, and whence upon the same woman appeared, he said: "Now, might I be having a word with George?"

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« Reply #70 on: March 21, 2012, 02:40:52 AM »
Quote from: Shin on March 21, 2012, 02:24:48 AM
A wandering tramp knocked on the door of an English inn named "St. George & The Dragon."
"Could you spare a poor bloke a bite to eat?" he asked the woman who answered.
"No! you lazy bum, go away!" she yelled, and slammed the door.
The tramp waited a few minutes, knocked again, and whence upon the same woman appeared, he said: "Now, might I be having a word with George?"

 Shocked

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Dear oh dear   Grin
Poor wandering tramp, just his luck that the "Dragon" opened the door.
He certainly had his wits about him.  happy roll
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« Reply #71 on: March 21, 2012, 01:22:56 PM »
Spare a thought for George too. What kind of life must he been having hehe.  Cheesy
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« Reply #72 on: March 21, 2012, 11:36:24 PM »
Quote from: martin on March 21, 2012, 01:22:56 PM
Spare a thought for George too. What kind of life must he been having hehe.  Cheesy

How very considerate  of you martin  Smiley
I had completely forgotten his side of the story.
Well, seeing he is "Saint George", living with the Dragon must have contributed to that, and earned him rewards in heaven,  so I won't pity him too much Smiley
There is a silver lining to every cloud martin Grin
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