Farm Jokes and Riddles

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In honor of all the gardening being done. . .

Some farming and homesteading jokes!

What new crop did the farmer plant?
(Beets me!)

Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
(Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!)

Why shouldn't you be a farmer?
(Farmers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, turn-ip the covers, en-dive into bed!)

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
(Where's pop?)

What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
(Straw-berries!)

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
(A carrot!)

Where do tough chickens come from?
(Hard-boiled eggs!)

Why did the turkey cross the road?
(To prove he wasn't chicken!)

What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
(Fowl weather!)

Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up?
(At the quack of dawn!)

Why can't a rooster ever get rich?
(Because he works for chicken feed!)

What happened to the lost cattle?
(Nobody's herd!)

And last but not least a little riddle, just for this time of year...

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?