Riddle for the Day: Thomas a Tattamus

[martin]

Well hiding the answer didn't work too well 
Next riddle... How do you hide the answer? 

[Shin]

lol.

I never would've got it anyway! You can use the 'Change Color' tab, when you use it, write in 'white' instead of whatever the color picker shows, since you can't choose 'white' by default.

[Shin]

Change color is on the right of all the buttons when you reply to a message.  

There're a lot of buttons up there I never use. The glowing buttons. The shadowy buttons. Do they even work?   The moving buttons.    

[Brigid]

I've wondered about all those buttons, but then in a couple years my grandchildren can teach me.

[martin]

Thanks     Went to the change color button but when didn't see white thought I'd found it in the code button.
               Whats that bout teaching an old dog new tricks

[Shin]

Thanks     Went to the change color button but when didn't see white thought I'd found it in the code button.
               Whats that bout teaching an old dog new tricks

Well, you choose some other color with it, and then when you see the tag it puts in your message, you delete that and type in by hand 'white' instead.

In other words you could choose black:

Code:

[color=black][/color]

And type in:

Code:

[color=white][/color]

And then whatever you put inside the tag would be white.  

Code:

[color=white]This sentence will come out white without the code tag around it.[/color]

See, now I know the code button can be used to quote tags! Thanks Martin! I learned a new trick!

[Patricia]

What was the ant charged with for killing the other ant?

Pesticide in the First Degree

[Brigid]

How about pesticide? (I didn't even look this time!)

[Patricia]

Your're  right Brigid! Congratulations

[Brigid]

Your're  right Brigid! Congratulations

(curtsy, curtsy) 

[Patricia]

When were pigs made?

In the Saus-age

[Shin]

Oooh, ouch!

 

Reminds me of the poor fellow sucked into a machine for making them I read about recently. Thankfully he's OK!

[Brigid]

 

[Patricia]

Reminds me of the poor fellow sucked into a machine for making them I read about recently. Thankfully he's OK!

Hear about these freak cases happening to boys and men only, women are never involved.

[Brigid]

Reminds me of the poor fellow sucked into a machine for making them I read about recently. Thankfully he's OK!

Hear about these freak cases happening to boys and men only, women are never involved.

Why doesn't this surprise me?

[martin]

This is a real Irish one but believe me it’s true.
A friend of mine who’s a bus driver, stopped in heavy fog one morning to pick up some waiting passengers. When nobody boarded the bus he got a bit agitated and asked, “Are you’ getting on the bus or not.” Only to discover he was talking to 2 wheelie bins.      

I'm sure this could never happen to a lady bus driver even in Ireland