2 wheelie bins.
What are 'wheelie bins' (I know you said it was really Irish)?
Sorry Brigid... I forgot that they're called Trash containers ( or something like that) in The US.
They are tall black containers with 2 small wheels for ease of pulling along.
People leave them on the footpath ( sidewalk) on bin collection day but it would take a very imaginatively susceptible person to mistake them for people.
I hope he never reads this