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« on: August 17, 2010, 05:00:09 PM »
Starting with a joke..

1. Why is a hill like a lazy dog?
Because a hill is an inclined plane. An inclined plane is a slope up. And a slope up (slow pup) is a lazy dog

Here're some riddles for children! Cheesy

What is the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?

To cover cows!

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber!

What kind of ant can count?

An accountant!


No I didn't get any of these! It's best not even to try too hard!  Cheesy
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« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2010, 05:43:58 PM »
The second has got to be Santa Claus. Undecided

The rest I didn't get, but didn't think about them very much.
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« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2010, 05:45:16 PM »
Quote from: Brigid on August 17, 2010, 05:43:58 PM
The second has got to be Santa Claus. Undecided

The rest I didn't get, but didn't think about them very much.

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Christmas in the Summer!
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« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2010, 10:43:34 AM »
Greatest use of cowhide----------shoes
ant can count-----accountant
shave 25 times---------barber ?

If I got all these right, I owe it to the fish oil pills I'm on. big grin
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« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2010, 02:17:20 PM »
Quote from: Patricia on August 22, 2010, 10:43:34 AM
Greatest use of cowhide----------shoes
ant can count-----accountant
shave 25 times---------barber ?

If I got all these right, I owe it to the fish oil pills I'm on. big grin

Oh very good Patricia! All but the first one right on! I suspect even the first one is debatable!  Shocked Cheesy
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« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2010, 09:53:03 AM »
I peeked and the answer is funny.
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