Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!
What is a bird after it is five days old?
Six days old!
What happens to a duck when he flies upside down?
He quacks up!
A little boy walked into a pet shop and asked for 25 cents worth of bird seed. The clerk wondered what he could do with such a small amount of seed. He asked the boy what type of bird he had. The child replied, "None, I'm going to plant the seeds and grow some"