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« Reply #16 on: November 09, 2010, 08:15:43 PM »
Is the last one a Road? (runs through the town or country)  Huh?
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« Reply #17 on: November 09, 2010, 09:08:12 PM »
Hmm, Martin, I thought you were against 'creative' answers!  Cheesy
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« Reply #18 on: November 09, 2010, 09:09:04 PM »
Quote from: RachelKH on November 09, 2010, 08:08:56 PM
1.  to a salad bar???

2.  tulips???  (two lips)

4.   -- total blank, except for garden fence or garden path that runs around/through the garden, or maybe strawberry runners?Huh??

You got #1 and #2! Cheesy Good show! A green thumbs up!  thumbs up
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« Reply #19 on: November 09, 2010, 09:18:34 PM »
give us a hint?Huh? Huh?
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« Reply #20 on: November 09, 2010, 09:23:40 PM »
Well, I was thinking #3 might give away #4.

And I'd think someone who'd like green might get #3. Or someone Welsh. Cheesy

I can always supply hints! The more obscure the better! Don't be afraid to ask!  Cheesy
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« Reply #21 on: November 09, 2010, 09:35:03 PM »
well, leeks was already given for #3, but it doesn't seem to help!!!! 

do we go from the running end or the tired end?  hint away!
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« Reply #22 on: November 09, 2010, 09:39:25 PM »
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well, leeks was already given for #3, but it doesn't seem to help!!!! 

do we go from the running end or the tired end?  hint away!

Oh it was? Leeks is #3!  Cheesy
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« Reply #23 on: November 09, 2010, 09:40:55 PM »
Ah, I see! Well, with a hint like leeks, how a person couldn't get #4 .. perhaps trying to hard? #4 is very simple and basic! Cheesy
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« Reply #24 on: November 09, 2010, 09:49:27 PM »
the garden hose then?Huh?Huh???
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« Reply #25 on: November 09, 2010, 10:01:35 PM »
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the garden hose then?Huh?Huh???

Oh dear, that's almost it, you've practically got it, you know it but you haven't said it.. the temptation to just say it is very strong for me. Cheesy
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« Reply #26 on: November 09, 2010, 10:05:06 PM »
Quote from: Shin on November 09, 2010, 10:01:35 PM
Quote from: RachelKH on November 09, 2010, 09:49:27 PM
the garden hose then?Huh?Huh???

Oh dear, that's almost it, you've practically got it, you know it but you haven't said it.. the temptation to just say it is very strong for me. Cheesy


Well, you know who's sitting on your shoulder providing that temptation! angry red
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« Reply #27 on: November 09, 2010, 10:06:08 PM »
 confused toocrying  i need a pulling-out-hair-in-frustration smilie now!
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« Reply #28 on: November 09, 2010, 10:07:19 PM »
Brigid -- help!  save us both from temptation!
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« Reply #29 on: November 09, 2010, 10:10:41 PM »
I won't help but Wink:

Hail Mary .........
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« Reply #30 on: November 09, 2010, 10:16:24 PM »
There once was a green house. Inside this green house, there was a white house. Inside this white house was a red house... and inside this red house were lots of babies. What was this house?

A watermelon.

Perhaps this riddle will help! Cheesy

It's a toughie, but it's on the theme!
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« Reply #31 on: November 09, 2010, 10:37:09 PM »
I plead a purple thumb! Roll Eyes I do realize that the green house must be the clear house the holds plants.?
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