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« on: November 23, 2010, 07:11:22 PM »
What key has legs and can't open doors?

A turkey!

What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

The turkey!

What did the turkey say before it was roasted?

Boy! I'm stuffed!

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

The outside!

Dizzy person + Turkey = Wobble, Wobble.

Burgler + Turkey = Robble, Robble!

Corn + Turkey = Cobble, cobble!

What does a space turkey say?

Hubble, hubble!

Why don't you eat fish on Thanksgiving?

Because Thanksgiving never falls on a fry day!

 Shocked  Cheesy
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« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2010, 07:25:14 PM »
 happy roll rotfl rotfl blue happy roll rotfl rotfl blue happy roll happy roll rotfl rotfl blue happy roll happy roll
thank you!  we loved these!  Julia wants more!!!
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« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2010, 07:40:36 PM »
Sorry, you'll have to fast this Thanksgiving! I'm all out of turkey, and I'm all outta stuffing!

 happy roll  rotfl blue rotfl

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'

The stock boy answered, 'No ma'am, they're dead.'


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« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2010, 07:43:01 PM »
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Undecided Grin Grin Undecided Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2010, 07:46:02 PM »
If only Martin had Thanksgiving we might have some extra help that way.  irishwisdom
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« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2010, 07:51:57 PM »
Why do turkeys go "gobble, gobble"?

Because they haven't learned good table manners.


What do turkeys like to eat on Thanksgiving?

Nothing, they're already stuffed.


Why did the turkey eat his meal so quickly?
 
Because he was a gobbler.


How do you make a turkey float?

Get two scoops of ice cream,
add some rootbeer and a turkey.
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« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2010, 07:54:41 PM »
Aww, thank you Brigid! You brought dessert!

 happy roll rotfl
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« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2010, 08:19:58 PM »
yay!  thank you!  we all gathered at the computer before dessert to see if you had come up with more -- thanks to Shin and Brigid, we got a lot more laughing together!  We love these corny jokes!  Oh, I hope you don't think that's an insult!  Jokes we all 'get' are so much more fun than ones for only the older kids.
 rotfl rotfl blue happy roll cheers rotfl rotfl blue happy roll rejoice
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« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2010, 08:23:11 PM »
Hey, corn is traditional on Thanksgiving!  rejoice rotfl blue
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« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2010, 08:26:43 PM »
Quote from: Shin on November 23, 2010, 08:23:11 PM
Hey, corn is traditional on Thanksgiving!  rejoice rotfl blue



That with lots of dessert will start you on your way to becoming shaped like a ball, Shin. Grin
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« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2010, 08:29:42 PM »
Quote from: Brigid on November 23, 2010, 08:26:43 PM
Quote from: Shin on November 23, 2010, 08:23:11 PM
Hey, corn is traditional on Thanksgiving!  rejoice rotfl blue



That with lots of dessert will start you on your way to becoming shaped like a ball, Shin. Grin

I'm rolling around already I see!  happy roll
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« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2010, 08:41:11 PM »
Quote from: Shin on November 23, 2010, 08:29:42 PM
Quote from: Brigid on November 23, 2010, 08:26:43 PM
Quote from: Shin on November 23, 2010, 08:23:11 PM
Hey, corn is traditional on Thanksgiving!  rejoice rotfl blue



That with lots of dessert will start you on your way to becoming shaped like a ball, Shin. Grin

I'm rolling around already I see!  happy roll

Okay - we're waiting for the treatises. Little Angel
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« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2010, 08:44:57 PM »
Oh ho! The other shoe drops!
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« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2010, 08:48:12 PM »
Quote from: Shin on November 23, 2010, 08:44:57 PM
Oh ho! The other shoe drops!


You didn't think we'd let you scarf up all that food for nothing, did you? rotfl blue
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« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2010, 09:09:25 PM »
 happy roll rotfl blue rotfl
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