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« on: December 08, 2010, 03:06:06 PM »
Q: "What has one head, one foot and four legs? "
A: A Bed

Q: What state is surrounded by the most water?
A: Hawaii

Q: "If you were in a race and passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in?"
A: 2nd place!

Q: "What goes up, but never comes down?"
A: Your age!

Q: How many months have 28 days?
A: All of them!

Okay no more freebies.. the next answers are in invisible ink.. Cheesy

Q: How many books can you put into an empty backpack?
A: One! After that it's not empty.

Q: What starts with a P and ends with an E and has a million letters in it?
A: Post Office!

Q: What breaks when you say it?
A: Silence!

 Cheesy
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« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2010, 03:25:09 PM »
1.  one, after that it isn't empty!

2.  post office?

3.  the silence!

oops -- should i have waited???
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« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2010, 03:28:26 PM »
Nope!  tiny angel

And complete success mind you!

Not everyone's so successful at the start! You might give the rest of the family a swift race! Cheesy
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« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2010, 06:30:27 PM »
Rachel your too good at this..  Cheesy

Shin you'll have to start making them harder.  police
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« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2010, 02:36:07 PM »
Here are some more riddles!  How do I add the answer but hide it?

I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never
released, and yet I am used by almost everybody.    
 
What goes round the house and in the house but never touches the house?    
 
What is it that you can keep after giving it to someone else?    
   
 What gets wet when drying?
 
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?    

What is round as a dishpan, deep as a tub, and still the oceans couldn't fill it up?    
 
There were five men going to church and it started to rain. The four that ran got wet and the one that stood still stayed dry.
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« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2010, 03:10:19 PM »
What gets wet when drying?

A towel.


What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?   

Is it the letter "M" ?


I'm still working on the others.  Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2010, 03:36:01 PM »
great so far, martin!!!
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« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2010, 04:08:28 PM »
It's not often I get to try to answer riddles.. ! Cheesy

I am out of practice! Let me try! ...

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Oh dear these are tough! I know what you -can't- keep, but what you -can-?

I think Martin got two right. Cheesy

I keep trying to think of technical answers to the first one but I feel that must be wrong!  Cheesy
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« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2010, 04:15:06 PM »
Shin -- well for that first one, you can use it to figure out things for technology, but often don't so much anymore...

And, for that keeping it one, I bet you do!
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« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2010, 08:46:11 PM »
I need a scratching head smiley.  Huh?

I can't even have a little peek at the answers like I can with Shins riddles.  Undecided

We need Brigid here ASAP.  Cheesy
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« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2010, 02:59:52 PM »
ok -- some hints?

the first one -- think writing implements

the second -- think about why we need curtains on hot days

the second to last -- it can't be filled because it is meant to separate the liquid from the solids

the last -- one is prone...
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« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2010, 03:08:53 PM »
Aha! I think I know the first one! A pencil!

And the second to last, a colander!  Cheesy
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« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2010, 03:22:52 PM »
Yes!  Good job!
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« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2010, 03:24:39 PM »
Quote from: RachelKH on December 16, 2010, 03:22:52 PM
Yes!  Good job!

The hints were the lifesaver!  Shocked
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« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2010, 10:05:44 AM »
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There were five men going to church and it started to rain. The four that ran got wet and the one that stood still stayed dry.

Was he in a coffin? Undecided
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« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2010, 07:31:50 PM »
Yes!  The others were the pallbearers.  Great, Patricia!
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