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« Reply #16 on: November 09, 2010, 05:55:42 PM »
You two are real corkers! Cheesy
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« Reply #17 on: November 09, 2010, 05:57:05 PM »
 happy roll
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« Reply #18 on: November 09, 2010, 06:52:54 PM »
Quote from: RachelKH on November 09, 2010, 05:50:05 PM
In honor of our high school team's last game:

May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ?
Jay: I think he’s one of the drawbacks !


Just for you computer whiz guy:

A confused caller was having troubles printing documents.
He told the technician that the computer had said that it ”could not find the printer.”
The user had even tried turning the computer screen to face the printer, but his computer still could not ‘see’ the printer.

And thanks!

I love the drawback!!  happy roll

And computer technical jokes are my cup of tea.  :teaandcoffee:
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« Reply #19 on: November 09, 2010, 07:53:08 PM »
and just for no reason at all, certainly not because I'm craving anything...

Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. He was feeling crummy!

(brushing crumbs from shirt...)
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« Reply #20 on: November 09, 2010, 09:17:10 PM »
An elderly couple were killed in an accident
and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint
Peter.
“Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts,
swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just
stop by any of the many bars located throughout the
area.”
“Heck, Gloria,” the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off, “we
could have been here ten years ago if you hadn’t heard about all that
stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets!”
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« Reply #21 on: November 09, 2010, 09:24:19 PM »
 happy roll

That's my kinda joke!  Grin
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« Reply #22 on: November 09, 2010, 09:31:37 PM »
I thought you might like that! 

But you gotta understand, I was brought up on that oatbran, healthfood, organic, whole grain diet stuff -- and I love it!   big grin
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« Reply #23 on: November 09, 2010, 09:34:38 PM »
Quote from: RachelKH on November 09, 2010, 09:31:37 PM
I thought you might like that! 

But you gotta understand, I was brought up on that oatbran, healthfood, organic, whole grain diet stuff -- and I love it!   big grin

Oh, I'm sure you do, just like my mother the nature girl does!  Cheesy At least though she's not eating those styrofoam cakes anymore, and isn't trying to set a tofurkey on the Thanksgiving table!
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« Reply #24 on: November 09, 2010, 09:40:23 PM »
tofurkey -- ugh!!!  I might eat more veggies than the average (dare i say 'normal'?) person eats, but no fake meats, please!  I love chicken, even steak on occasion, and pot roast.  i guess, really, i love food -- good thing i love hard work and exercise too!
Styrofoam cakes?Huh?  like those store bought angel food?  or much worse???  My mom makes the best angel food cake -- and delicious terrible-for-you icing -- I loooooooove it.
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« Reply #25 on: November 09, 2010, 09:42:12 PM »
Rice cakes is what they call them outside of my family. Cheesy

Angel food, now that sounds right up this forum's alley.

Quite unlike the chocolate cheesecake recipe I put up!  Grin
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« Reply #26 on: November 09, 2010, 09:48:19 PM »
chocolate cheesecake --- oooooooooh, swoon -- just where is that drooling smilie?Huh???
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« Reply #27 on: November 09, 2010, 10:03:32 PM »
Quote from: RachelKH on November 09, 2010, 09:48:19 PM
chocolate cheesecake --- oooooooooh, swoon -- just where is that drooling smilie?Huh???


Here's the recipe, if you wish. Cheesy

This is better than what you get at restaurants, I know, because I've tried it at them. I keep few recipes but the few I keep are the best.  Grin
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« Reply #28 on: November 09, 2010, 10:08:04 PM »
Quote from: RachelKH on November 09, 2010, 09:31:37 PM
I thought you might like that! 

But you gotta understand, I was brought up on that oatbran, healthfood, organic, whole grain diet stuff -- and I love it!   big grin


Is that where the cravings for chocolate chip cookies or cake icing came from, Rachel? Grin
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« Reply #29 on: November 09, 2010, 10:09:49 PM »
Thank you!!!!   cheers
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« Reply #30 on: November 09, 2010, 10:11:19 PM »
well, hey, I use organic chocolate!!!!   Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #31 on: November 09, 2010, 10:16:47 PM »
Quote from: RachelKH on November 09, 2010, 10:11:19 PM
well, hey, I use organic chocolate!!!!   Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Organic chocolate! You're my hero Rachel!  rotfl
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