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« Reply #32 on: November 09, 2010, 10:38:31 PM »

well, hey, I use organic chocolate!!!!   Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Well, that takes a load off my mind. Roll Eyes Grin
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« Reply #33 on: November 09, 2010, 10:41:33 PM »

It's all in the way you look at it, right, Brigid? Grin
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« Reply #34 on: November 09, 2010, 10:46:17 PM »

I can see you have a very discerning vision of things. Cheesy


(Actually, I prefer the chocolate chip cookies before they're cooked - as in cookie dough! Embarrassed)
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« Reply #35 on: November 09, 2010, 10:49:30 PM »

I can see you have a very discerning vision of things. Cheesy


(Actually, I prefer the chocolate chip cookies before they're cooked - as in cookie dough! Embarrassed)

You know that's what clued me in on adding flour to the icing I was making the other day for the blueberry cake to thicken it up -- I thought about how I preferred cleaning the bowl up afterwards often enough more than the actual dessert. Cheesy Didn't know if it would work or not but in this case it worked!
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« Reply #36 on: November 09, 2010, 10:59:44 PM »

I can see you have a very discerning vision of things. Cheesy


(Actually, I prefer the chocolate chip cookies before they're cooked - as in cookie dough! Embarrassed)

You know that's what clued me in on adding flour to the icing I was making the other day for the blueberry cake to thicken it up -- I thought about how I preferred cleaning the bowl up afterwards often enough more than the actual dessert. Cheesy Didn't know if it would work or not but in this case it worked!



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« Reply #37 on: November 09, 2010, 11:04:03 PM »

a man who bakes -- and figures out new ways to make things turn out!  I am duly impressed.  and... i hate to tell you, but blueberries are a health food!
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« Reply #38 on: November 09, 2010, 11:05:08 PM »

 
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« Reply #39 on: November 09, 2010, 11:23:10 PM »

a man who bakes -- and figures out new ways to make things turn out!  I am duly impressed.  and... i hate to tell you, but blueberries are a health food!

Uh-oh, now I may have to give them up! Have to stand by my principles!  Shocked  Cheesy
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« Reply #40 on: November 10, 2010, 10:03:19 PM »

oh no -- what have i done!  blueberry cake may have been your healthiest food, for all i know! 
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« Reply #41 on: November 10, 2010, 10:06:08 PM »

a man who bakes -- and figures out new ways to make things turn out!  I am duly impressed.  and... i hate to tell you, but blueberries are a health food!

Uh-oh, now I may have to give them up! Have to stand by my principles!  Shocked  Cheesy


Well, since blueberry cake is so very good, maybe you could make a slight revision to your principles about food?
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« Reply #42 on: November 11, 2010, 11:56:13 AM »

just focus on the 'cake' part, embracing all it's unhealthful qualities, and i think you can overlook the (healthy) blueberry part -- especially if you remember that blueberries have a large quantity of (natural) sugar in them!!!   
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« Reply #43 on: November 11, 2010, 12:32:31 PM »

Hmmm.. Perhaps you two have convinced me..

Wouldn't want to violate my principles tho.   happy roll
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« Reply #44 on: November 11, 2010, 05:29:36 PM »

shin -- you are very principled and can probably not worry overly much about indulging in cake!

julia made up another knock, knock, just for you (and because she likes to see her name on here):

knock, knock!
who's there?
Tora!
Tora who?
Tora the museum, anyone?  i'll be your guide!
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« Reply #45 on: November 11, 2010, 05:31:56 PM »

Tell Julia that her knock, knock was funny. Grin
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« Reply #46 on: November 11, 2010, 05:37:52 PM »

teeny made up two more, because she wants you to like her as much as julia!

1.  knock, knock!
whos' there?
head!
head who?
head band!

2. knock, knock
who's there?
head again!
head again who?
head again to get a snacky!  (i had to help her with that ending somewhat)

hilarious, no?  can you believe such a genius is only 5yo???  lol
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« Reply #47 on: November 11, 2010, 05:42:53 PM »

That's adorable!  happy roll Tell Teeny we like her as much as Julia and tell their mother  Cheesy  that they are both very smart!
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